I know it’s a Sunday.
But I have to say this anyway. If it rubs you the wrong way, get some pain balm or something. I really don’t give a hoot.
My pal has been complaining about his lady friends not replying to his texts.
As a result, he called one of those SOS meetings. OH! For the ladies, an SOS meeting is a meeting where buddies come together to bail out a brother on a very nagging issue, mostly a woman.
Anyway, after the meeting, we came up with the best texting strategy ever. And it went something like:
Texting rules for guys:
*If she takes 2 minutes to reply, take 4.
*If she replies with a one letter word, DO NOT REPLY!
*If she only texts you when you are completely sure she is bored, loose her number.
*If she texts you “Mambo, aki nimeboeka”, forward that text to her dad
*If she sends you one word texts, go silent till she learns how to maintain a conversation.
*If she only texts you to ask for favors, bin her number as well.
*If she texts you “haha” “hehe” “sawa” “ok” and those other silly irritating words, call it a day. Well, unless she starts a new story line.
And finally,
*If she is the type that texts “Xaxa xwity. Walai nimekumixx”, TRACK DOWN HER IMMATURE –and illiterate- ASS AND BEAT THE HELL OUT OF IT!
so true…..kwanza the immature one
Shit smack ze bitch now!!